Ilona Maher is an Olympic Medalist for Rugby. She is a TikTok influencer with millions of followers. She just came in second place on Dancing With The Stars. She went to Quinnipiac University, the same college as Tom Kelly. Is she also going to be ABC’s next Bachelorette? Would Tom Kelly be a good candidate to press for Ilona’s affections? – Plus: Tom Gets Creepy Fan Mail and Words That Make Long Islanders Pay Attention!
NON POLITICAL SHOW: Tom Kelly goes to Quinnipiac’s 2024 Homecoming with his friend Jack. Jack finds a Penny that he left in the ceiling of his freshman year dorm. Jack reminds Tom of the time he competed in the Mr. Quinnipiac beauty contest. Did Tom almost get into a fight with a bunch of Delta Sigma Phi frat guys? Plus: Is it weird to go to a reunion!
t’s the Day After Election Day and we DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE ELECTION. We do not talk about Donald Trump or Kamala Harris. We play a game: Are You Smarter Than This Celebrity? What is a Dutch Uncle?
Was Tony Hichcliffe of the podcast Kill Tony racist when he performed at the Trump Rally at Madison Square Garden on October 27th? Tom Kelly, former warm up comedian for The View, Good Morning America and America’s Got Talent and other shows does a beat by beat analysis of Tony’s performance. Why was he booked to perform at a political rally? Did Tony Hinchcliffe’s easy and racist humor distract from Tony’s really smart joke? Is ”roast humor” really the same as comedy? What’s the difference between a brilliant joke and just being a jerk? Plus a quick analysis of 770 WABC’s Sid Rosenberg of Sid & Friends in the Morning’s performance. Did he accomplish the goal of getting more people to vote for Donald Trump? Tom analyzes the difference between punching up and punching down in a performance.
The New York Liberty have won the WNBA Championship bringing New York City’s first ticker tape parade in the Canyon of Heros in 15 years. Tom meets regular people on the parade route asking them what a Liberty championship means to New York. Glimpses / Appearances by: New York Liberty’s Breanna Stewart New York Liberty’s Sabrina Ionescu Barclay’s Bank Governor Kathy Hochul Senator Chuck Schumer The New York City Department Of Sanitation HSS And Brooklyn’s Own . . . Honcho Brando
Tom Kelly sees a silly warning sign that Kamala Harris is going to lose the election. Tom saw the same warning sign when Hillary Clinton lost in 2018.
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Tom’s failed attempt to meet Busy Philipps and Caissie St. Onge from Busy Philipps is trying her best!
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Danielle Dietzek Cofounder of Fourplay Social. Fourplay Social is an app that focuses on… double dating, allowing users to team up with a friend to meet and match with other pairs. The idea is to make dating more fun and less awkward by eliminating the pressures of a one-on-one date, offering a safer and more social experience.
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Hang on till the end . . . there will be a surprise for you.Links:
Legendary baseball player Pete Rose has passed away. To many, Pete Rose will be remembered for his gambling. But stories of Pete Rose being “Charlie Hustle” have affected Tom’s stand up career. Tom reviews Nobody Wants This starring Kristen Bell and Adam Brody. Does the show portray Jewish culture in a positive light? 15:00 Tom compares the DJI Mic 2 with a Shure studio microphone. Plus other fun!
Comedian Roundtable: What’s the thing you are good at that you’re doing so much that it’s keeping you from learning how to do other things well? Dante Nero of the Man School 202 joins Dry Salami podcast stars Dominic Leonelli and Dan Harumi. Dante brings up the thought that sometimes the very thing that’s working for you is keeping you from making it to the next level. What’s working for you may be messing you up?
Plus: Who’s worse? New York City Mayor Eric Adams who is facing criminal charges or P Diddy who is also facing criminal charges?
It’s Tom Kellys first college football game at West Virginia University! What does Tom need to learn attending his first tailgate and game? Why is it illegal to burn a sofa in Morgantown? Plus: Mountaineer Field at Milan Puskar Stadium. Drama ensues!
Comedian Tom Kelly is at West Virginia University on the eve of attending his first college football game. Tom delivers drugs! Tom learns a shocking personal detail about an Uber Driver! The Uber Driver shares her revelation about West Virginia Students.
