Tom Kelly

457: Reply All To Someone Else’s Family E-mail

The first in-studio podcast of 2026 kicks off with reflection, rebellion, and one perfectly unhinged act of digital chaos. In this episode of The Tom Kelly Show, Tom talks about: *Turning five years of podcasting into joy again *How success can quietly kill creativity *Why doing things just for fun works better than chasing virality *His most viral subway moment (and why it happened by accident) *Gently rebelling against authority, tradition, and himself *And finally… hitting “Reply All” on a stranger’s holiday email newsletter

455: Phil’s Pizza Of Syosset – Viral Pizza Comedy

Is he the Soup Nazi of Long Island pizza… or the working man’s anti-hero? 🍕 Tom heads to Phil’s Pizza of Syosset, Long Island to sit down with Anthony Lorino—the guy behind those viral “no-nonsense pizza man” Instagram clips with millions of views. Anthony’s rants about napkin hoarders, Yelp trolls, and people who don’t have any common sense as his videos have become unexpected therapy for anyone who’s ever worked in customer service. But behind the attitude is a smart small-business owner who built a monster social media following from scratch at 53, learned how to edit his own videos, and now preaches one simple message: your content has to come from the heart.

The Massapequa Mom’s Bit

This has become my “Signature Bit” when I perform on Long Island.  I’ve actually kept it off the internet because I wanted the bit to be fresh when they come to live shows.

Without starting any feuds, there have been a few Long Island comedians starting to use the word “Massapequa Moms” and start their own Mom’s group jokes.  So . . .it’s time to put my bit out there.  Maybe someone will see it and put me on TV.

I joined the Massapequa Mom’s Facebook Mom’s Group because my we needed some help with my grandmother.  Some of the other content I’ve seen over the years has been inspiring . . . and at time just plain crazy.  Thank you for having me ladies!

99th Thanksgiving Day Parade –

If you missed the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! This is what it looks like from 74th St. and Central Park West on Thursday, November 27, 2025

Join comedian Tom Kelly and guest Daniella Anastasio Bardazzi as they unpack Long Island loyalty, sexy Halloween costumes, skincare secrets, underwear drawer discoveries, and the truth about pelvic floor crystals. Hilarious, heartfelt, and real.

Janette Barber Best Selling Author and Rosie O’Donnell Show producer joins Tom to discuss: Why Long Island stand-up crowds are tough but loyal Tom’s Best of LI nomination and why he’s counting on YOU The eternal war: LIRR vs. Metro North (spoiler: Janette is Team Connecticut) Losing keys in New Haven, surviving Penn Station, and a surprise Uber rescue mission Hilarious stories of dating, aging, and performing on the Island
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450: New Joke Show Adam Gabel

Two broken wrists and two microphones! Comedian Adam Gabel (@AJGabel) joins for an impromptu show. Adam runs “Not Ripe Bananas” — a Tuesday night workout room at West Side Comedy Club that gives comedians a place to take risks, try new material, and place where comics can bomb with purpose. We get honest about joke failures, the open mic grind, crowd work as a crutch, the myth of “killing,” and why creativity demands an audience that’s willing to sit through imperfection. There’s also a Rockville Centre roast, an Annette Funicello reference (!), and the most self-deprecating hospital story on the internet. If you’ve ever tried to create something new — comedy, music, a post, a life — this episode is for you.

446: Twirly Guy – Long Island

For more than 15 years, Jeff (aka Twirly Guy, Twirling Guy, Twirly, Mr. Twirls) has been a fixture on the Long Island club, dance, party, and festival scene. If you’ve been to Plattdeutsch, Minnesotas, Salt on the Water, or just about any Long Island live music venue, you’ve probably seen him spinning his arms and stealing the spotlight. In this exclusive interview, Tom Kelly sits down with Jeff to talk about: Why he twirls everywhere he goes The ankle monitor that always sparks questions The wild incident that got him banned from The Inn in Long Beach What keeps him coming back to the dance floor after all these years

444: Grill Hampton Long Island by Dan’s Taste Long Island

Tom Kelly is a “celebrity judge” at Grill Hampton for Dan’s Taste Long Island by Dan’s Papers in East Hampton, Long Island New York. While complaining about not having a hotel room, Tom runs into Food Network star celebrity chef Michael Symon, Long Island foodies, BBQ champions, and a DJ Chef a DJ who brings the beats and eats. Expect awkward encounters, hilarious food judging, and a Chris Pine lookalike.

443: North Shore Vs South Shore Long Island Guys

Tom Kelly and Steve Burger ride to the Green Acres Mall to film a video. While on the way, they discuss 1) Green Acre Mall is it a dive or does it just suffer from old stereotypes from crimes long since past? 2) Chat GPT’s stereotypes of South Shore Long Island men . . . which are accurate. Which are not? Take a ride through Valley Stream and history!